Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Come on Maaaaannn!!!



As you may have heard, Cliff Harris, standout cornerback for the Ducks has got himself into another pickle yet again.  Good luck getting out alive this time Cliff!  Really Cliff?  You can't just lay low and chill?  First off you were not wearing a seat belt and second, you were driving a car!  You don't have license means you shouldn't be driving a car.  Get one of your other homies to drive you around.  If you were smart about it, you can just pay them with an IOU since you have a good chance at making some big time money in the near future in the NFL and pay them back then.  With back to back slick moves like this in a four month span you are putting that income in serious jeopardy.  You would think this guy knows that every move he makes is looked at under a microscope and he knows that Chip has not treated past recurring offenders well at all.  Here's a link to the article in the online sports section of the Oregonian newspaper.

If you know of Cliff Harris at all, you have seen this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEiK1kyCrQo

Well, you know what Cliff, looks like the you won't be able to lay the smack down on our little brother this year.  You have a steep hill to climb in a very short time.  I wish you good luck while you beg Chip for forgiveness in hopes to get back on the field.  Oh and about that, if you do get back on the field you better be ready to play.  You have been a disappointment this year starting with Jonny Law catching you doing 118mph down I-5!

In the mean time, Go Ducks this weekend.  Preview and prediction coming later in the week!

Cheers,

Mr. A

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